Lanceweilder

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Dark Life preview by Lanceweilder, literature

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Dear Idiot by TheDescendantofKehAn, literature

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Dear Idiot

This work of fan fiction contains characters, ideas, situations, and places found in the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is implied by this work of satire and parody, and this work is meant as a celebration of the people involved in the creation, development, and production of the series. Dear Idiot Written by The Descendant To: His Majesty Prince Blueblood Prince of Unicorns From: Her Majesty Princess Celestia Reigning Sovereign of the Equestrians Dear Idiot, It's probably the doughnuts I'm currently ingesting at what can best be described as a "monumental rate", but I had

101 Rules of RPGs by Rursus, literature

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101 Rules of RPGs

100 Rules of RPGs 1.Crispin Freeman is in here somewhere, find him! 2. Don't fuck with the chickens. 3. If it's cute, it will kick your ass. 4. Cats, there will be one. 5. The bigger the tits are, the more the woman lies. 6. You will overcome your rival. 7. The less bits, the better the music. 8. Someone has a sister/brother/mother/father complex. 9. There will be Mary-Sues. 10. Either you'll get laid, or the girl of your dreams will get shanked. 11. God's an ass. 12. You can survive all falls, just roll. 13. So what if the water is only knee-deep? You can't swim! 14. Your ride can change completely depending on the color. 15.

About Lanceweilder

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May 13, 1992
United States
Deviant for 15 years
He / Him

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Fuck me... You want to know about me? Fine. I'm now 18 and looking toward the future. Going to try to get into Full Sail after school but in the meantime working on my writing just as supplementary income. Trying new art styles now that I hope to keep. I'm not going to update my page that often; maybe not even once a month. I don't care, I'm fucking busy.

Current Residence: Virginia
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Print preference: N/A
Favourite genre of music: Punk and Metal
Favourite photographer: Don't have one
Favourite style of art: Realism
Operating System: HP Pavilion 864n
MP3 player of choice: One that works
Shell of choice: Current
Wallpaper of choice: Current
Skin of choice: Current
Favourite cartoon character: Ikuhara Takeya
Personal Quote: Dare to be different! Buy name-brands today!

Favourite Visual Artist

Katsura Masakazu and Sogabe Shuji

Favourite Movies

Pan's Labyrinth

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Van Canto

Favourite Writers

Chris D'Lacey

Favourite Games

Shin Magami Tensei series

Favourite Gaming Platform

Playstation 2

Tools of the Trade

Mechanical, .5 mm lead pencil and a white eraser

Other Interests

Art, literature and games

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Lanceweilder

Oct 2, 2012

Why do I keep this?

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Why do I check it? I don't update it... I only use it for seeing links going back to this site. All I do now is use my tumblr... This account is nearly redundant at this point.

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Lanceweilder

May 17, 2010

Make over

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I'm done with my old writings. Not my best work and I'm sick and tired of people reading the ramblings of an immature, novice writer. I've written much more since last time and have gotten much, much better. Only one chapter previews this time, though, but they're longer. Much longer. I won't update that often; too damn busy.

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Lanceweilder

Jul 23, 2009

New Dark Life

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Yea! I stopped fucking around and wrote a bunch today and yesterday and will probably do some more tomorrow. So, Dark Life is up to date, I think... I'd have to check. Anyway, enjoy!